Monday Morning Joke Time

Someone's Agent has been smoking pot on the job. If you're going to jack up your boy's price by circulating  rumors about other clubs' interest.. you should AT LEAST make them SEMI-realistic.

The English Press are reporting that Real Madrid are interested in signing Bolton's Gary Cahill... And I thought it was going to be hard to make me smile (morel like laugh) on a Monday morning at work.

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Clearly the English press have forgotten that to even qualify as a Centerback signing for Real Madrid these days, you need to be under 20, at least 190cm and capable of scoring goals off corners with your heel. 

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That, or you must be as ugly as Pepe.